{"id":4391,"date":"2017-08-06T12:09:29","date_gmt":"2017-08-06T10:09:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/waterdragonsblog.com\/?p=4391"},"modified":"2017-08-06T12:13:43","modified_gmt":"2017-08-06T10:13:43","slug":"133-werewolf-toddler","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/waterdragonsblog.com\/?p=4391","title":{"rendered":"133 Werewolf toddler"},"content":{"rendered":"

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So, there\u00b4s a horse in the living room.<\/p>\n

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Also, Xena is pregnant.<\/p>\n

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And already giving birth. Storm seems very distressed.<\/p>\n

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Storm: She\u00b4s in labour! Do something!<\/em><\/p>\n

Relax, dear.<\/p>\n

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Mortimer seems reluctant.<\/p>\n

Mortimer: Do I really have to?<\/em><\/p>\n

Xena: \u00b4fraid so.<\/em><\/p>\n

Mortimer: Oh, well. *deep breath*<\/em><\/p>\n

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Mortimer: Oh, no, she\u00b4s in labour!<\/em><\/p>\n

Xena: Very good!<\/em><\/p>\n

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Mortimer: Can I go now?<\/em><\/p>\n

Xena: Yes, thank you!<\/em><\/p>\n

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Here we have little Conall. He rolled disciplined and clumsy. That could be fun. He\u00b4s a werewolf, like his mom! Yes! Werewolf toddler!<\/p>\n

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He\u00b4s very in demand. Grandpa Liam manages to give him his first bottle.<\/p>\n

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Xena: He stole my child!<\/em><\/p>\n

Sebastian: I just wanna hold him for a while.<\/em><\/p>\n

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Xena: Mine! *growl*<\/em><\/p>\n

He looks like a very happy noboo.<\/p>\n

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Storm: Let\u00b4s have a party!<\/em><\/p>\n

Ok?<\/p>\n

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Hello, Isolde!<\/p>\n

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Mortimer: Why did I pick him up?<\/em><\/p>\n

He was crying.<\/p>\n

Mortimer: He\u00b4s still crying.<\/em><\/p>\n

You could cuddle him a bit?<\/p>\n

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Mortimer: No.<\/em><\/p>\n

Well, he seems to have calmed down. He got his Mommy\u00b4s hair! Isn\u00b4t he the cutest??<\/p>\n

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Kosta decides to try the piano.<\/p>\n

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Ingrid puts a very tired toddler to bed.<\/p>\n

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Mortimer takes a nap. The party and the toddler have worn him out.<\/p>\n

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I don\u00b4t know, what happened to Ingrid. Looks like she blew herself up and then played basket ball, until she was stinky.<\/p>\n

Ingrid: Yeah, that\u00b4s about it.<\/em><\/p>\n

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Fullmoon Mommy distresses Conall.<\/p>\n

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Xena: No worries, sweetie, Mommy just gets a bit hairy once a month.<\/em><\/p>\n

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Xena: Here comes the CLAW!<\/em><\/p>\n

I don\u00b4t know, if this is helping, Xena!!<\/p>\n

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Ah, well, he seems fine.<\/p>\n

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He\u00b4s a ferocious werewolf himself, after all!<\/p>\n

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I gave him a chair to scratch. Ugh, he\u00b4s so cute!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So, there\u00b4s a horse in the living room. Also, Xena is pregnant. And already giving birth. Storm seems very distressed. Storm: She\u00b4s in labour! Do something! Relax, dear. Mortimer seems reluctant. Mortimer: Do I really have to? Xena: \u00b4fraid so. Mortimer: Oh, well. *deep breath* Mortimer: Oh, no, she\u00b4s in labour! Xena: Very good! Mortimer: … \u201e133 Werewolf toddler\u201c <\/span>weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4391","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/waterdragonsblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4391","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/waterdragonsblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/waterdragonsblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/waterdragonsblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/waterdragonsblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4391"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/waterdragonsblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4391\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4419,"href":"http:\/\/waterdragonsblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4391\/revisions\/4419"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/waterdragonsblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4391"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/waterdragonsblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4391"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/waterdragonsblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4391"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}