{"id":6400,"date":"2018-09-09T10:44:25","date_gmt":"2018-09-09T08:44:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/waterdragonsblog.com\/?p=6400"},"modified":"2018-09-09T10:44:25","modified_gmt":"2018-09-09T08:44:25","slug":"189-breaking-and-entering","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/waterdragonsblog.com\/?p=6400","title":{"rendered":"189 Breaking and entering"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I\u00b4m having a blast with Thanatos lifetime wish. Here he\u00b4s getting a new case.<\/p>\n

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He has to search for clues in Olaf\u00b4s mail. Olaf is the emperor of evil. And he comes home early.<\/p>\n

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Well, this is awkward.<\/p>\n

Olaf: Thanatos. Can I help you?<\/em><\/p>\n

Thanatos: Olaf! No! I\u00b4m good! Just, um, some mail of you was in our mailbox. Here it is! I will be going now.<\/em><\/p>\n

Smooth.<\/p>\n

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He doesn\u00b4t seem to suspect anything. Perhaps we can search the trash can now.<\/p>\n

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Yeah, that\u00b4s a problem.<\/p>\n

Thanatos: I can\u00b4t reach it.<\/em><\/p>\n

It\u00b4s right there!<\/p>\n

Thanatos: I\u00b4m a sim.<\/em><\/p>\n

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We can\u00b4t break into the house with Olaf in it. Let\u00b4s go home.<\/p>\n

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The next day, Thanatos picks his first lock.<\/p>\n

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And finds the clues! Case closed!<\/p>\n

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So, Gabby and her daughter Catherine are dining at the bistro. At different tables. They are both vampires.<\/p>\n

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A lot of ghost activity.<\/p>\n

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Daphne seems to have offended Thanatos somehow. He decides to turn her into a toad.<\/p>\n

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Thanatos: This will teach you!<\/em><\/p>\n

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What did you do?<\/p>\n

Daphne: I don\u00b4t know!<\/em><\/p>\n

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Well, Julius has to throw potions at people anyway. I always forget about his<\/em> lifetime wish, and just treat him like a live-in maid.<\/p>\n

Julius: I like cleaning.<\/em><\/p>\n

I know you do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I\u00b4m having a blast with Thanatos lifetime wish. Here he\u00b4s getting a new case. He has to search for clues in Olaf\u00b4s mail. Olaf is the emperor of evil. And he comes home early. Well, this is awkward. Olaf: Thanatos. Can I help you? Thanatos: Olaf! No! I\u00b4m good! Just, um, some mail of you … \u201e189 Breaking and entering\u201c <\/span>weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6400","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/waterdragonsblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6400","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/waterdragonsblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/waterdragonsblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/waterdragonsblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/waterdragonsblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6400"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/waterdragonsblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6400\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6417,"href":"http:\/\/waterdragonsblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6400\/revisions\/6417"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/waterdragonsblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6400"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/waterdragonsblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6400"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/waterdragonsblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6400"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}